This might just be the weirdest traffic stop of all time. And what police found stuck up this man’s butt, will leave you stunned. Police made a routine traffic stop early Tuesday morning and got more than they bargained for when LeRoy Terrance, 36, stepped out of his El Camino and several eyeballs slid down his right pant leg onto the road. Feeling they could have a potential murderer on their hands, police quickly drew guns and cuffed Terrance.
Terrance assured police the eyeballs were not human, but instead cow eyeballs he had pilfered from Johnson Meats, a slaughterhouse where Terrance is employed as a butcher. Released from police evidence, is a photo of an eyeball found from Terrance’s rectum – this is just one of 30. “The company won’t let us take animal scraps home and instead tosses them into the landfill,” Terrance said in the police report. “They’re a very wasteful company. We should be allowed to take scrap meat and other parts home. The company should start a green initiative. They don’t even have recycling at the plant.”
Terrance explained his actions, “I enjoy eating bovine meatballs, Smuggling them out in my colon was the only way I knew how to get them out without potentially getting caught and fired.” Terrance told police he estimates he has smuggled several thousand eyeballs from the plant over the past few months in his anal cavity. “I put them in soups,” Terrance explained in the police report. “They’re beneficial for erectile dysfunction, which I currently battle, but I also just like the texture and taste.”
Terrance was arrested for driving under the influence, his blood alcohol level was two times higher than the legal limit. Additionally he was in possession of several large carving knives possibly stolen from the meatpacking plant. However, Terrance is not currently being charged with theft as police need to further investigate where the knives came from. Police are also unsure whether to charge Terrance with theft for the bovine eyeballs. They are waiting for further information from Terrance’s employer.